Category Archive: Humor

Jennifer Garner on Ben Affleck’s Nude Scene in ‘Gone Girl’: ‘You’re Welcome’

So Ben Affleck showed his goodies in his new film Gone Girl  and here’s what Jennifer Gardner had to say:

Jimmy Fallon and Will.i.am Pretend to be Teenage Girls in New Music Video ‘Ew!’

Jimmy Fallon does it again. The Tonight Show host partnered up with Will.i.am to create a new music video where they act like teenage girls. Needless to say, the result is utter perfection. Ever since… Continue reading

28 Thoughts Every Jew Has on Yom Kippur

It’s that time of year again kids. Yom Kippur. You remember, that time where you have to starve to death in order to repent for your sins. Yea, that one. It’s the one… Continue reading

Drunken Texts: What They Say VS. What They Mean

Over the years I have come to discover that deciphering drunken text messages is comparable to understanding ancient hieroglyphs—it’s possible, but only through research, practice and patience. Often times drunken texts will say… Continue reading

‘The Walking Dead’ is Made Even Better in This Bad Lip Reading Parody [VIDEO]

  Laughing while watching The Walking Dead is kind of an oxymoron. I mean, really, the zombie apocalypse is nothing to laugh about. However, if you like a good laugh and love The Walking Dead  the… Continue reading

5-Second Movie Summaries with Andy Samberg and Jimmy Fallon [VIDEO]

Two comedic wizards try to summarize movies in five seconds or less. Obviously it’s hilarious. However, it’s educational as well. Kind of. Educational in the sense that if you ever need to bullshit… Continue reading

50 Thoughts Every Jew Has on Rosh Hashanah

    OMG, today is Rosh Hashanah? Do I get to leave work early? Wait, can I take off the rest of the week? Probably Hopefully Which one is Rosh Hashanah again? Is… Continue reading

Archaeologist Finds Fossils Dating Back at Least 40 Years

Archeologist Justin Cramer recently discovered a set of fossils which were reportedly not really underground, but sitting under a pile of leaves in his backyard. Although Mr. Cramer is unable to identify the origin… Continue reading

Russian Cyclist Nearly Dies Twice in Three Seconds [VIDEO]

  This is the luckiest man in Russia, and probably the world.

Teenagers and Texting: A guide for parents

As depicted in the image above, parents know very little when it comes to their children and texting. In order to help better understand your children, please refer to the following information about texting:… Continue reading

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