30 Things You Should Worry About More Than Ebola

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Let me start off my saying I DO NOT think Ebola is a joke. Nor do I think that events surrounding Ebola the past month are humorous. However, I do wholeheartedly believe that they only way to get through something as serious as we’re facing, is with a little bit of humor.

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What better way to do that than create a completely outlandish (and satirical) list of all the things you should be worrying about more than Ebola?

  1. Your DVR failing.
  2. McDonalds never carrying the McRib again.
  3. The end of the world by way of zombie apocalypse.
  4. Your parents meeting your non-jewish boyfriend.
  5. Your favorite TV show being cancelled.
  6. Netflix going out of business.
  7. Your laptop crashing while you’re watching Netflix.
  8. One night stand pregnancy scares.
  9. One night stands.
  10. Your eyebrows.
  11. Your favorite restaurant getting a C grade.
  12. That homeless guy who throws his own poop at people (Hi, Paco).
  13. Chipotle ever closing down.
  14. On that note, the world running out of guacamole.
  15. All the fish in the world dying leading to no more sushi. Ever.
  16. Mean Girls being ban from ever being shown again.
  17. Starbucks running out of pumpkin spice.
  18. A shortage of leggings for fall (sorry basic chicks).
  19. The radio not playing top 40 songs anymore.
  20. Instagram crashing … forever.
  21. Ryan Gosling officially being off the market.
  22. Twisty the Clown from American Horror Story being a real thing.
  23. A dog-sized spider.
  24. Uggs.
  25. The Knicks not making it to the Play-Offs yet again.
  26. And for that matter, the Rangers, too.
  27. No more Friends re-runs.
  28. Justin Bieber releasing more music.
  29. George Clooney being wifed up.
  30. The upcoming Victoria Secret Fashion Show.

Gayana Sark | News Cult

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