Romney Tells Bad Obama Joke, Keeps Day Job as Politician


While campaigning in Iowa for Senate candidate Jodi Ernst this weekend, Mitt Romney decided to test out his comedic skills.

The topic? President Obama.

The former presidential candidate told a long story that involved Obama, golfer Phil Mickelson, tennis star Andre Agassi and a bank.

Here is Romney’s joke, courtesy of National Journal:

“President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn’t have his ID. And the teller said you’ve got to prove who you are.

“He said, ‘How should I do that?’ She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn’t have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check.

“And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn’t have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet — hit it onto that target time. We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check.

“And she said to him, ‘Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?’ And [Obama] said, ‘I don’t have a clue.’

“And she said, ‘Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills?'”

Romney claims he is not making a third run for the white house, although as time as goes speculation is only increasing that he will run again.

Zachery Bridgeman | News Cult