Use These Board Games to Spice up Your Sex Life
The days of playing Candy Land on your living room floor may be over, but that doesn’t mean you get to give up on board games. You just have to buy new ones. Instead of rolling dice to determine the fate of your plastic playing piece, you’ll end up rolling around on the bed. By building sexual tension and creating experiences you’ve never had before, these games will reboot your sex life by making you crave each other as much as you did when you first met:
This is essentially the dirty version of Monopoly. Instead of buying different buildings, you buy spaces that represent different sexual acts. If you purchase one and your partner lands on it, then they have to perform that act on you or pay a fine. We all know how long Monopoly can last, so you might not finish the game, but you’ll definitely finish each other off.
If you’re into domination, voyeurism, food, or feet, this game will bring you ecstasy. The board has four separate paths you can choose among, depending on your favorite fetish. When you land on certain spots, you’ll get to perform acts that go along with your chosen fetish, so pick wisely. If you and your partner have never explored your kinky sides, this game is a great kick-starter.
- Deluxe Spin the Bottle
Do you miss the days when you got wasted at house parties and made out with every guest, because an empty bottle of Bud told you to do so? Well, here’s a fun way to relive your teenage years. This game is played exactly like spin the bottle, except it’s meant for two people. Instead of the bottle telling you whom to kiss, it tells you what to do to them. So instead of sticking your tongue in their mouth, you may have to rub or suck something.
- Romantic Rendezvous
This game is about more than sex, so don’t play it with a friend with benefits. While it may tell you to make-out, it also tells you to hug, cuddle, and explain why you love your partner so damn much. Warning: may cause mushiness.
This game will help you remember why you fell in love with your mate with questions like, “What first attracted you to your partner?” If you’re not much of a talker, don’t worry, because there’s a huge physical element involved as well. That means you might need some fun things that aren’t included in the box, like massage oils and blindfolds, so come prepared and be prepared to come.
- Sex Stack
This is what you’ve always been waiting for—the erotic version of Jenga. During your turn, you’ll remove one block from a stack and read the number listed on it. Pick up the card with the corresponding number and do whatever it tells you to do. Everything listed is a form of foreplay, so by the end of the game, you’ll be dying to throw the blocks aside and take control of your situation yourself.
You hold more power than the card in your hand does, so don’t feel pressured into doing anything you’re uncomfortable doing. The point of board games is to have fun, so if you’re not enjoying yourself, throw the box in the closet and have sex whatever way you want it. Your partner certainly won’t mind the change of plans.
Holly Riordan | News Cult