24 Reasons It’s Better To Be a Gay Man than a Straight Man
1. We can call anyone “honey.”
2. We have the sex drive of men, without the emotional attachment of women.
3. We have a natural sense for good lighting.
4. We know who Edina and Patsy are (or we should!).
5. We treat women as equals, and they like us more.
6. We make awesome best friends, and best friends out of our ex-lovers.
7. We know that one of the most important things to have at a party is an attractive staff.
8. We can shave more than our face and not be judged about it.
9. We know how to make an entrance and an exit.
10. We’re good-looking and know how to dress.
11. We can dance if we want to.
12. We make you laugh, sometimes at our own expense.
13. Most of us don’t have the hassle of kids, nor do we have to worry about unwanted pregnancies.
14. We make more income, and with less obligations, we have more cash to spend.
15. More cash = more travel.
16. Partners can wear each others’ clothes, which means twice the options.
17. We don’t mind getting sweaty at the gym, or the eye candy.
18. We’re loved by all celebrities who matter such as Madonna, Lady Gaga, Barbra Streisand, and Cher. They want us to get married.
19. Our porn is better.
20. We don’t treat sex like a competitive sport complete with performance stats.
21. No pressure to find the perfect wife, start a family, and become a breadwinner, though it doesn’t mean we can’t.
22. We appreciate the physical aesthetics of both sexes, perhaps one more than the other.
23. We have a natural affinity for the dramatic arts.
24. We’re great at getting people to rise to the bait.
Zachery Bridgeman | Newscult